– Please close your mouth and eat.
– Stop rubbing yourself on the cat.
– He didn’t mean to slobber on your sunglasses.
– Just let the cat eat it.
– That does not look safe.
– Because those belong in the creek, not our house.
– Because when you smile like that you look like you’re in pain.
– I don’t think the man was really thinking about stealing you.
– Just wipe the baby pee off of the book!
– Who painted the baby’s head with nail polish
How about you, what have you said to your children lately?